Guess who got her boots stuck in the mud and stepped into a muddy creek in her socks yesterday...5 minutes before leaving for work?
You guessed it: this girl.
Guess which dog ran away across aforementioned muddy creek and then sat on the muddy hillside pretending he was stuck and couldn't move?
You guessed it: Jip.
Guess who went to work without knowing there was mud splattered all over the back of her jeans?
We need a fence.
P.S. Guess who also watched a magic show for preschoolers in the elementary school cafeteria and then was asked to make a presentation about the summer reading program at the public library (in which I had to say that we weren't having the magician, in front of the magician) and they made me talk on a microphone. And I thought I was just asked to be there to sit at a table and sign kids up for library cards and hand out bookmarks. Has anyone else ever had to talk to a crowd on a microphone with absolutely no preparation? Those preschoolers were terrifying.