.....you have to explain to your colleague that you're late for work because your dog was chasing an escaped chicken around the yard and you had to distract the dog with treats, pick up Georgia the little red hen, put her back in the coop, and then try to persuade your dog to get back in the house by waving the laundry basket around and shaking the box of dog biscuits while calling his name.
Just a typical day in my life with 2 curious dogs, 11 hungry sheep, 1 loud cow, 1 jumpy rabbit, and 4 flighty chickens.
Every morning for me is like a circus act. I'm sure my neighbor's think I'm crazy. My colleagues may think that too. Sometimes I think it about myself.